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Weekly Time Cards – Volume 18 – Number 4 – P1-P3 – 4/24/11 – Going Postal, Crap!, & Hangman

P1 – COVER CARD

Feature: GOING POSTAL

Card Id: V18N4P1
Date: Sunday, April 24th, 2011
Production: Limited to 250
Eye: John Ratzenberger
Symbol: Anger
Lucky Numbers: 15,31,37,55,59
Famous Quote: Winston Churchill

Nature Calls
One Oregon resident recently received a very unusual
delivery when their mailman was caught with his pants
down leaving a not so nice “package” in their yard. The
residents’ neighbor, who happened to be home when
the incident occurred said, “He pulled his pants down
and started defecating, and at that point I grabbed my
camera and started to take pictures.”

One Oregon resident recently received a very unusual
delivery when their mailman was caught with his pants
down leaving a not so nice “package” in their yard. The
residents’ neighbor, who happened to be home when
the incident occurred said, “He pulled his pants down
and started defecating, and at that point I grabbed my
camera and started to take pictures.”

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P2 – CURIO CARD

Card Id: V18N4P2
Date: Sunday, April 24th, 2011
Production: Limited to 250

Featured Zodiac: TAURUS

Taurus Character:
Those born under the sun sign of Taurus
celebrate their birthdays between
April 20th ~ May 20th

Taurus Facts:
Taurus, or the Bull, is the 2nd sign of the zodiac.
This sign is ruled by the planet Venus.
It’s element is Earth.

Featured Joke: CRAP!

A guy goes to the doctor and says, “Hello, I would like to be
castrated.”
“That’s a life changing operation,” says the doctor. “Are you
sure you want to do it?”
“Yes,” says the man. “And if you refuse I’ll go to another doctor.”
“OK,” says the doctor, “But it’s against my advice.”
So the man has his operation and he’s walking around the
hospital the next day with a bandage around his private area.
Suddenly, he sees another man with the same thing. So he walks
up to him and says, “Good afternoon, I see we got the same
operation.”
“Yes,” says the other man, looking happy. “I’ve wanted to get
circumcised for 37 years, and I’ve finally done it.”
The first man looks panicked and says,
“Shit!! That’s the word!”

Fortune Cookie: “Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.”

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P3 – COMIC CARD

Card Id: V18N4P3
Date: Sunday, April 24th, 2011
Production: Limited to 250

Featured Comic: HANGMAN
Real Name: Bob Dickering

Created By: Cliff Campbell & George Storm
Original Publisher: MLJ
First Appearance: Pep Comics #17 (July 1941)

“Bob Dickering had a brother named John who was
the superhero Comet. When Bob’s brother was
shot trying to save him from “Big Boy” Malone’s
gang, Bob became the hero Hangman to avenge his
brother’s death.

His enemies included Jackal, Captain Swastika, the
Executioner, the Walrus, the Missionary, the Hunter,
Mother Goose, and the Snail.”

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